wow. 23 today. i'm sure most of you think thats nothing significant, and in reality, it really isnt. no real milestone, or an age that allows me to do anything different. aside from being one step closer to botox. i always thought about this birthday when i was younger, as it is my "golden" birthday (23 on the 23rd). i could never picture myself getting this "old". i have a distinct memory of sitting at the table with everyone on about my mmmm 12th birthday, asking my dad for a hummer on my golden birthday (which he CONVENIENTLY 'doesnt remember'), picturing myself as some accomplished woman who had just about finished saving the world. well, as we all know, that hasnt quite happened. moving back to TO with some craaazzzzyyyy roommates (who just happen to double as parents...and a perfect sister with her perfect fiance and their perfect timetable life falling into place just perfectly. what? feel insufficiently accomplished? noooo), after finishing school (...for what?) has put me in quite a pensive mode lately. I have this constant sense of urgency to MOVE and get on with my life, do things, BIG things, (afterall i AM 23 now) yet here i seem to linger. i know what i want to do, but the whole getting there thing is a bit tricky. I find it difficult to locate the "fine line" between not sitting on my butt and doing nothing proactive to figure out a plan, and letting God lead me and trusting in His timing and not trying to force my own way. Each day i wake up and hear a TICK TOCK in the back of my mind, and a little success-o-meter (if you will) beeping because it is low on fuel. i went to school, graduated, now have a degree...isnt that what we are supposed to do? is that not the idea? isnt that "it"? but whose to say what "it" is, really. i mean sure if you want to follow the american stigma of what is deemed as success, go for it. but i dare you to follow what YOU deem as success. most of us are extremely fortunate to be able to get an education that can take us where we want to go. and that is something i think we should not take for granted. but for the rest of the world, where education is not so prevalent, are they not adequate without a degree? not last time i checked. all i know. is that each morning i wake up and i am not in fact using the degree i graduated with, nor currently in an active route of achieving the next degree on my list, a little part of me deflates. and then i realize im old, and and a little more ppfffft is released. (no, not a fart, that would be: ffrrrrtt) so i guess the point of this is. a part of me feels old and anxious that i havent found the cure to cancer, or that i have not "arrived" at where i want to be. but i dont think we are meant to hold ourselves to a certain mark and check if everything is lined up and measure how close we are to being "done". cuz we never will be. til we're dead of course. the time to live is now, not once we have certain abbreviations by our names, so that people you meet for the first time dont know how to address you. Sir? Doctor? Colonel? Buuudddyyyy? its MA'AM! bahah. anyway. i was reading some of my old blogs from sapin and such just longing for those days, wishing i could go back in time. i hold so tightly to that time in my life, the newness and zest of each day, so much to soak in. i so miss the richness i find in travel--the people, the culture, the sites...Gods creativity. i think a lot of us hold on to what we know (or knew) and forget that it already happened. done. we are not in that moment anymore. if we are still holding on to the old, we have no hands to embrace the new. and i am all too guilty of that. ive never been good at letting seasons of my life pass, because i enjoyed so much about them. which is why this birthday is a bit odd to me. im in a completely different place in my life for the first time. and its weird. and letting go of what was, and letting what is to come happen, (did that make sense...?) is hard. but there is always a new day, a new time to flourish, a new road ahead. all im sayin. is i dare you (and me) to pursue your passion in each day, and stop waiting. we dont know what is to come, we dont know what the plan for our life is, so why wait for something that is so uncertain, and may never come. the only thing we have to hold to is God and the promise He gives us. which is if seek him first, he will bring us the greatest fulfillment of all. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is success. that is when we arrive. when we fall on our face in front of him. WELCOME! so no matter where you are in life, how old you are (age is just a number, right?! :/ ), pursue YOUR passion, YOUR inspiration, and YOUR gifts that a mighty God has given you for a very good reason. who cares about reaching a certain time limit for an imaginary check-list....throw it out the window.....and M O V E, whatever that may be for you, wherever you are in life. let God's plan fill you, not someone else's. Let Him be E N O U G H. Now BOOGIE!!!
gotta go dye my grey hair
over and out
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Monday, November 2, 2009
I apologize now for my spelling and grammar—learning Spanish has officially made me forget anything that matters in the English language.
To try and tell everything that happened on our trip(s) would not only be extremely overwhelming (for all of us), but actually impossible. But some things just have to be told. So here goes.
Our first destination was Salzburg, Austria. We had a full day, night, and another partial day there. Upon entering our hostel room (me and three of my friends: Sara, Sabrina, and Stacey) we were greeted with a welcoming aroma mixed between man armpit, and man toe. We were in a room with 4 other grown men, all minus one were sleeping when we arrived—one of them was laying hairy belly up, one arm behind his head with his left armpit being one of the great contributors to the scent that so willingly engulfed our nostrils.
After walking around the city for a bit, we came back to the hostel to ask for some suggestions of what to do that night. There was some sort of “student party” at a cave-club (cave that was turned in to a club) that night, so we thought we’d give it a shot. We took the bus about 20 mins out of town, and found the raging party, including all 3 (give or take) people that decided to go that night. Needles to say, after being the only ones out on the dance floor, and finding that neither English nor Spanish would help us there, we were on our way, just in time to catch the last city bus at 11:13. As we left the club, we saw our bus (number 23) driving on the street near our stop, so we oh-so-discretely sprinted to our stop, only to find it was the bus going in the opposite direction. Its fine, we wanted to run anyway. When our bus finally came, we mounted, joined the other 2 people on the bus, and got on for free, because the driver wouldn’t let us pay. We must have done our make-up well that night. So they have this screen on the bus that has a feed going across it saying which stop was coming up next. We kept checking with each other making sure we didn’t have to get off yet, confirming that the stop we wanted, was in fact, Shranengasse Street. After we announced the name to each other a few times, out of nowhere, the bus stops randomly on the side of the road, the driver opens the back doors and stares back at us, then doors, then us, then the doors, hinting for us to get off. Sure of where we were going, we look at him and say “oh, we’re not ‘til Shranengasse—thanks though!” He wasn’t convinced. Some girl that was on the bus, studying in Austria and spoke English, straightened it all out for us—the bus we were on didn’t go to our stop. We were going in the opposite direction of our hostel. So not only had we been on the bus for 30 minutes, but we got on about 25 minutes away from our hostel to start with. So we were now about an hour away from where we needed to be, not to mention we had no way of getting there—this wasn’t new york—there aren’t cabs at your beckon call, not to mention NO ONE on the streets speak English. Awesome. The English-speaking girl suggested that we just go to the central station, and use our cell phone to call a cab. Hmm. Where the hek is central station, and what cell phone would you be speaking of? After we had held up our GREAT American reputation, the driver just closed the doors shaking his head, and we were off. About 5 mins later, he stopped again, and the rest of the people got off. So it was just the 4 of us, the driver who speaks no English, in a city we know nothing about, at night, not knowing where the hell he is taking us. So, we sat. Reminiscing about the good ‘ol times, loving the last few minutes of our lives together, assuming the bus driver had already started gassing us through the vents on the bus, on our way to a dark alley to never be seen again. But then out of nowhere, the bus does a giant U-turn, which confused us even more, so we just continued to sit and do nothing. Soon enough though, we started to recognize where we were, and realized we were headed in the direction of the original stop we needed. Minutes later, we read “Shranengasse”. You guys. This PRECIOUS bus driver took us allll the way back to our hostel, not only without charging us for the original ride, but didn’t as for anything after he drove us extra, and then when we tried to give him money he refused to take it, after his shift was over, and he was an hour and a half away from where he needed to be. The most heart warming thing I may have ever experienced. The only thing we could do was take a picture with him. And someday, pay it forward.
The next morning, we took a tram thing up to some castle that has a look out of Salzburg, took some pictures, soaked in all the view, then went on a mad hunt for green rolling hills to record an embarrassing rendition of the theme song for The Sound of Music. Mission accomplished. After rolling around in what we thought were spider eggs but turned out to be some type of fertilizer, we were itchy enough for a lifetime. We walked to a nearby hotel to call us a cab, went back to our hostel to gather our things, and headed to the train station to make our way to Vienna. Have you ever had grass fertilizer itch. I think it’s the worst kind. Try sitting on a train with THAT to deal with. And then walk around one of the most bustling cities on a quest for food at 23:00. With jeans on. And we all know how the inside-of-the-jean itch goes. No matter how hard you scratch, you will never get it and be satisfied, so you just have to slap. And even then you’re not fully relieved. So the four of us were walking around the lit up city slapping, scratching, and doing the awkward leg shake hip twist to get that blade of grass out of the rectum area. NOT a great feeling.
The next few days were spent in Vienna, riding bikes around the city, touring castles, cathedrals, parks, famous neighborhoods, etc, etc, all the while taking extremely embarrassing pictures. Like when Sabrina fell off her bike at the busiest intersection in Vienna. I wasn’t peeing my pants or anything. She was in the back of the bike line, hit the curb wrong on a curve, and I hear behind me ‘’OH NO, OH NO’’ and I was in the front of our squad so I had already reached the other side of the intersection. I turn around to see her on the ground, bike on top of her, and I lost it. But being the extremely concerned friend I am, I called across the street to see if she was okay, and a grown man with a razor scooter and his son SHUSHED me. Can you even believe it?! I looked at him and said EXCUSE ME? He just faced forward and didn’t say anything. That’s RIGHT sir. You just watch out and I’ll put a rock in front of your little toy and then we will see who is on the ground. Anyway. We are QUITE the tourists I must say, im kinda proud. We did not have nearly enough time there though, as in most places we go to. With hunger dictating our every move, it goes unsaid that we are well educated in the cuisine of each place our journeys bring us….more or less. Including cheese-filled Vienna sausage wrapped in fluffy bread. It changed my life.
We then took a boat down the Danube to Bratislava, Slovakia. Unless you have a specific reason to, NEVER go there for 3 days. One is plenty. Of all places I have been to, I must say their English was the most non-existant. The next best thing you can think of when someone doesn’t know what you are saying in English is to whip out the Spanish. Which is clearly a good idea considering if they can’t even understand the world’s most common language, why would they know the language that only one country in Europe speaks. Yet, it always seems like a good idea at the time. The few people we could communicate with (the hostel workers) were very precious though. Some of the sweetest girls I have met so far. Their English was quite interesting though—like when I would say thank you, they would say please…every time. But hey, manners are manners, right?
We tried going to a city in the Czech Republic, but the train system in Slovakia is a lot more complicated than you probably imagine. Sure, you can buy a ticket, but it doesn’t tell you what time the train leaves, where its going, or what track the train is even on. So we were running the train station like crazies (we didn’t look like foreigners at all) until we found what we thought was our train. And boy, the trains there are NOT quite the good ol Amtrak or Metrolink. As we sat sweating on the seedy-diner-like cushions, we began to wonder. The train we bought tickets for was leaving 4 minutes after our purchase….and here we sat. We tried asking the girl across from us if we were on the right train, but she didn’t speak English, so she asked someone else on the train, who asked someone else, and finally we found the girl who “spoke English” and got absolutely no clarity of anything. So after 30 minutes of sitting on the train going to who knows where, we fled. There were better things to do. Like find food. After we re-energized, we put our tourist fanny-packs on (k not REALLY-who do you take us for) (although Stacey actually tried to hook her camera case on to her belt at one point but don’t worry we didn’t let her leave the room like that) and continued our explorations. After a sufficient amount of wandering around a soaking up this eerie country, we put on our night-caps and found some random underground club beneath our hostel. The world’s LARGEST disc jockey was getting his groove thing on to some pretty acceptable tunes, etc, etc. The next day we made our way to the famous Botanical gardens. And wow. If that’s not where God resides, I don’t know where. It was absolutely HUGE, with every bush, tree, flower, insect, grass type, pond, sun ray IMAGINALBE to mankind. Like the kind of environment that makes you feel numb to the world—until you hear the shreaks of screaming babies enjoying the sand in the man-made playground. This is supposed to be a PEACEFUL place. Whatever happened to discipline at a young age. Sheesh. So we joined them. May or may not have had an extreme photo sesh on the monkey bars, teeter-totter, grass, etc. Funny thing tho—for such a large tourist attraction, they sure didn’t have the bathrooms to accommodate. I wandered my way back to the entrance to ask the lady at the booth (with two wandering eyes) where the bathrooms were (mind you at this point I was abouuttt ready to wet my pants. Like it was COMING) and surprise, surprise she didn’t speak English. Or understand it. Not even the word BATHROOM. So I had to explain to her with loud (for some reason you always think that volume increase will help), simple words—still didn’t work. So I then preceded to hand motions. Yes, I did in fact fake drink water, then made flowing motions out of my “region” with my hand. About 20 styles later, and the game of figuring out which wandering eye too look at, she finally understood me, said something in gibberish, pointed to the exact direction I came from, and I still had no idea where to go. So I started wandering back in that general direction, and by wandering, I do mean briskly walking because at this point I’m beginning to hyperventilate from extreme demand of urine release. I start desperately searching for this mysterious bathroom, to no avail. It was time. And there was NOTHING I could do about it. I know you know what I’m talking about it. When it hits, it hits. I heard dull voices here and there, darted my eyes to find a safe haven away from them, and dropped trou in the Botanical Gardens of Slovakia. I had to. Then went back to take more pictures on the jungle gym. Its fine. Once we had our fair share of nature and bug bites, we packed up shop and head on our way out to the tram. Lucky for us, right as we were getting to the tram stop, it pulled up. Sara got on first, and I followed, but right as I stepped in, the doors slammed shut (on my pony tail, no big deal) and left—with Stacey and Sabrina wide-eyed and confused—as me and sara waved with pity, nearly pissing our pants in laughter. CLEARLY the conductor saw us all getting on, esp when he closed the doors on me. Yet he left. Maybe its because he saw that we didn’t get a ticket….but we’re tourists we don’t understand how it works….anyway. that was fun. Almost as fun as when a man and his wife got on a few stops later—the woman sat down casually and relaxed into the seat. The man saw his wife’s great ease, and attempted to do the same—only he didn’t see the bar above his seat, juuust in line with his head. As he plopped down, he banged his head on the bar which made a substantial THUD, followed my and “oof!” on his part. Being the compassionate person that I am, I couldn’t help but burst in to laughter. I thought I was the only one who saw it, so since there was no one to provoke me, after I gathered composure I slowly turned back around to face him, only to see Sara turned the other way in hysterics—apparently she saw too. Once we made eye contact, all was lost. I think I gave myself a hernia within 2 minutes. We carried on, finished out the day, and went to bed pretty early to get out of Slovakia and on to Hungary.
The next morning, we made a quick run to the bagel shop, and rushed to catch the last tram before our train left. Since the bagel lady took about 12 minutes to bag each one, we were literally running WITH the tram in order to catch it at the stop we needed. We didn’t all have on huge backpacks or anything running through a small town. I’m sure we didn’t cause a scene. I don’t think I was made to ride trams. But after dealing with the previous day’s incident with the doors closing on me and leaving to of my team-members behind, I was ready. As we ran up to the stop just in time, I was first in, and serving my new nick-name (tank), I burst in to the doors to hold them open, and oh-so-gracefully ate it on the stairs up in to the tram, and immediately grew a huge blue and purple lump on my ankle. There may have also been slight amounts of blood. I think they call that taking one for the team, stepping up to the plate. Someone had to do. But hey, we got on the tram, and caught our train on time.
Which brings us to Budapest, Hungary.
WOW. Aside from Portugal, definitely my favorite place I have been to this year. Just soooomethin about it. Between the caving (yes, caving—and not the kind where you casually walk underground—the kind where you have jumpsuit and helmets with lights on them and you have panic attacks of claustrophobia when you get stuck on your way through a hole that you thought was a joke when the guide said you were going through it that you have to have your head at the perfect angle to fit through with one arm above it and the other arm straight with a flat palm and then get paid special attention to by the guide when your helmet jams and your whole body is then stuck so the guide tells you to “move your bum up and down” which doesn’t make you feel awkward at all until you finally manage to somehow morph through the God-forsaken sliver of stone, only to make it to slippery mud and fall on your arse on hard cold rock. All of this hypothetically speaking of course, not from personal experience) and Turkish baths with endless pools to choose from with various temperatures and therapeutic techniques or mint saunas to relax in not to mention the worlds largest spa that actually puts you to sleep the second your body is engulfed in it. These activities may or may not have been among the reasons why I put “professional vacationer” in the ‘occupation’ box when filling out the customs sheet going from country to country.
We spent our last night in Budapest with two Swiss musicians at a picnic table outside the street fair grounds. One of the most entertaining nights to date. By far. Describing the night is in itself entirely impossible, and to try to write it in words—well there’s just no chance. But it was absolutely one of the highlights of our trip. For more details, inquire within.
The next morning we were off to Glasgow, Scotland. It was amazing. We were only there for two days and one night, but better than nothing. The train ride from the airport was absolutely gorgeous—the countryside looked fake it was so beautiful. The people there were super friendly and outgoing, once again a huge change from the Granadinos. And the best part about Scotland—there was a pizza hut. A good one. WITH BOTTOMLESS FOUNTAIN DRINKS. Now if that doesn’t bring joy to your heart ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know what does. Needless to say, we took advantage of that little glimpse of heaven. Then after a hint of sight-seeing (more like making sure the starbuckses are the same in Scotland, as well as a few other minor stores) making friends with the Quizno’s workers and gettin a few free things thrown in here and there (Sacramento is the original “land of Quizno’s”, hence being from California had its perks in this instance), we made our way to the train station, then to the airport, and back to Malaga, Spain. Where the last bus to Granada was filled, so when we got to the station and the lady with her panties in a knot told us there were no more buses, you can imagine our feelings since all we wanted was to sleep in a bug-free bed after being so deprived for 13 days. But, being 4 girls that have actually ENDLESS things to talk about, we made the best of it and got yet another hostel for the night and headed back home to G-town the following morning…or afternoon.
And there you have it.
Now I’m sure there was more than enough left out, but let’s be honest. You’re tired of reading about it, I’m tired of writing about it, and some things just shouldn’t be broadcast anyway.
Which brings us to my last months/weeks in Granada. You may or may not remember my dear Italian roommate. She officially is either bipolar, a schiz, or gets blacked out drunk all too often and has no recollection of what she does. One night I come home and as soon as I get in the door, she marches up to me, and says “we need to talk—in the kitchen''. So i'm like okay whatever. What now. She opens the cupboard, and holds up a half-gone jar of whoevenknowswhat. Looked like a mix between marmelade and jam. So anyway. Shes asks me if I ate it and i'm like umm nooo its not mine and it looks like elephant dung why would I even go near it. Then she asks me again if I ate it—i'm sorry were we not just in the same room when I answered you? So again I reassure her that I have not eaten her jar of mystery slosh. Yet she is not satisfied with my answer. As she becomes more upset and spiddle from her italian raging mouth launches upon my face she informs me that if I there is not 20 euro on the table in the morning to cover the cost of the missing slosh, she will report me to the police for robbing her. So I ran to my room and gave her 20 euro. Noooooot. Why would I ever. Is she serious? As if I would actually give her money for something I most certainly did not do. So the next morning, she went down to the Policia and reported her roommates for robbing her. Awesome. However I was not too worried. Keep in mind this is the same police that when were called to my house by the neighbors because of a noise complaint, they asked if I had a shot they could take. I told them it was time for them to leave. Needless to say, nothing ever happened. So take that, little italy. But, fear not. The escapades were not over. A few days later, for whatever reason, my crazy duena (owner of the piso I was living in) decided it would be a good idea to come to the house, break in to my room with her spare key, and snoop around. She saw a blanket on the floor, and for whatever reason decided that was proof that I had someone living with me. So she and her giant cankles changed the lock on my door. So when I got home from the gym at 10 pm that oh-so-memorable friday night with nothing with me but a key that served me no purpose, you can imagine the feelings I had. After trying various times to break down the door or climb across the balcony, I finally had to call her. With what phone—mine was in my room. That was locked. And her phone number was in that phone. So I had to wait for one of my roommates to come home who had her number, then go over to my friends house and use her computer to skype her. Of which the reception is always horrible. So things were about to get real interesting. It was in that hour of screaming to my vocal chords' capacity that I realized how much spanish I had learned. I was saying things I didnt even know I knew. It was like diarrhea of the mouth. And for whatever reason, she understood me. After much bargaining, screaming, and threatening, I got her to ''consent'' and have her husband bring the key...but wait it was too late for him to come to my house, so I had to go to theirs. Excuse me? Late? Youre damn right its late and Im locked out of my freaking room lady so get your cankles over here and fix it. But no. the only way I could get the key that night was if I met her in a part of town I had never even heard of, let alone knew how to get to. So I wrote it down on a piece of paper, and handed it to the taxi driver. About a 12 minute drive later, he dropped me off in Compton. The street lights were those eerie yellow ones, I heard awkward screams, and a spanish woman was walking by briskly holding on to her purse like it was life itself and pepper spray in her other hand. So there I waited for this man I had never met to come and bring me they key to everything that mattered in that country. Meanwhile I had to keep doing 360s to watch my back so I didnt get slaughtered in the back ally by a bitter gitano. About 15 minutes later a man with fake teeth came down, handed me a key and said, “its a bad thing, what happened'' (referring to me having someone live with me—did you not just listen to what I said for the past hour senor?) so I made a loving remark back to him and turned and walked away. To go where? Good question. I had no more euros cuz the first cab was so expensive so I started running. Using the great instinct I have, I ran my way home-still don't know how I made it.
That was a few weeks before my dreaded departure, just enough time to keep precious Lola (my land-puta) at a distance without her questioning too much, so I could flee the country without paying the last month's rent. But I payed a hefty security deposit, so she didn't really even lose any money. Unfortunately.
So a little of this, a little of that, a long wait at the airport over night, two flights, and 36 hours later, I was landing in America.
Which brings me back to a very harsh reality. Coming from being a professional vacationer and world explorer, to taking 21 units and spending my “spare time” studying has been far from pleasant. But I guess that's what I get for spending a year of my life in absolute unexplainable bliss. I still pause on occasion when trying to respond to someone in English when I first meet them—something about meeting new people always prompts me to respond in a quick Spanish slang—so as if its not awkward enough starting silently at them trying to think of how to translate, the word that actually ends up coming out makes it even worse. Like normally when someones says ''nice to meet you'' in spanish, you respond “igualmente'' which translate to ''likewise'' but instead I start to say ''equal'' cause it sounds more like that. So you can imagine some of the awkward groans that have come out of my mouth as I try to save myself from looking like a complete iiiidiot when attempting to engage in small talk.
It has been a very long few months reflecting longingly upon last year, looking at pictures that bring me back to it all instantly, causing a slight tingle in my nose and dampness to my eyes. I still can't believe it was all real and went by so quickly. Wow. What a life. Now back to my studies where class presentations have taken on new meanings because I actually know the language I am speaking in. For the most part.
Viva La Sangria
Well ladies, we'll always have Spain, won't we.
-Tim Sullivan
To try and tell everything that happened on our trip(s) would not only be extremely overwhelming (for all of us), but actually impossible. But some things just have to be told. So here goes.
Our first destination was Salzburg, Austria. We had a full day, night, and another partial day there. Upon entering our hostel room (me and three of my friends: Sara, Sabrina, and Stacey) we were greeted with a welcoming aroma mixed between man armpit, and man toe. We were in a room with 4 other grown men, all minus one were sleeping when we arrived—one of them was laying hairy belly up, one arm behind his head with his left armpit being one of the great contributors to the scent that so willingly engulfed our nostrils.
After walking around the city for a bit, we came back to the hostel to ask for some suggestions of what to do that night. There was some sort of “student party” at a cave-club (cave that was turned in to a club) that night, so we thought we’d give it a shot. We took the bus about 20 mins out of town, and found the raging party, including all 3 (give or take) people that decided to go that night. Needles to say, after being the only ones out on the dance floor, and finding that neither English nor Spanish would help us there, we were on our way, just in time to catch the last city bus at 11:13. As we left the club, we saw our bus (number 23) driving on the street near our stop, so we oh-so-discretely sprinted to our stop, only to find it was the bus going in the opposite direction. Its fine, we wanted to run anyway. When our bus finally came, we mounted, joined the other 2 people on the bus, and got on for free, because the driver wouldn’t let us pay. We must have done our make-up well that night. So they have this screen on the bus that has a feed going across it saying which stop was coming up next. We kept checking with each other making sure we didn’t have to get off yet, confirming that the stop we wanted, was in fact, Shranengasse Street. After we announced the name to each other a few times, out of nowhere, the bus stops randomly on the side of the road, the driver opens the back doors and stares back at us, then doors, then us, then the doors, hinting for us to get off. Sure of where we were going, we look at him and say “oh, we’re not ‘til Shranengasse—thanks though!” He wasn’t convinced. Some girl that was on the bus, studying in Austria and spoke English, straightened it all out for us—the bus we were on didn’t go to our stop. We were going in the opposite direction of our hostel. So not only had we been on the bus for 30 minutes, but we got on about 25 minutes away from our hostel to start with. So we were now about an hour away from where we needed to be, not to mention we had no way of getting there—this wasn’t new york—there aren’t cabs at your beckon call, not to mention NO ONE on the streets speak English. Awesome. The English-speaking girl suggested that we just go to the central station, and use our cell phone to call a cab. Hmm. Where the hek is central station, and what cell phone would you be speaking of? After we had held up our GREAT American reputation, the driver just closed the doors shaking his head, and we were off. About 5 mins later, he stopped again, and the rest of the people got off. So it was just the 4 of us, the driver who speaks no English, in a city we know nothing about, at night, not knowing where the hell he is taking us. So, we sat. Reminiscing about the good ‘ol times, loving the last few minutes of our lives together, assuming the bus driver had already started gassing us through the vents on the bus, on our way to a dark alley to never be seen again. But then out of nowhere, the bus does a giant U-turn, which confused us even more, so we just continued to sit and do nothing. Soon enough though, we started to recognize where we were, and realized we were headed in the direction of the original stop we needed. Minutes later, we read “Shranengasse”. You guys. This PRECIOUS bus driver took us allll the way back to our hostel, not only without charging us for the original ride, but didn’t as for anything after he drove us extra, and then when we tried to give him money he refused to take it, after his shift was over, and he was an hour and a half away from where he needed to be. The most heart warming thing I may have ever experienced. The only thing we could do was take a picture with him. And someday, pay it forward.
The next morning, we took a tram thing up to some castle that has a look out of Salzburg, took some pictures, soaked in all the view, then went on a mad hunt for green rolling hills to record an embarrassing rendition of the theme song for The Sound of Music. Mission accomplished. After rolling around in what we thought were spider eggs but turned out to be some type of fertilizer, we were itchy enough for a lifetime. We walked to a nearby hotel to call us a cab, went back to our hostel to gather our things, and headed to the train station to make our way to Vienna. Have you ever had grass fertilizer itch. I think it’s the worst kind. Try sitting on a train with THAT to deal with. And then walk around one of the most bustling cities on a quest for food at 23:00. With jeans on. And we all know how the inside-of-the-jean itch goes. No matter how hard you scratch, you will never get it and be satisfied, so you just have to slap. And even then you’re not fully relieved. So the four of us were walking around the lit up city slapping, scratching, and doing the awkward leg shake hip twist to get that blade of grass out of the rectum area. NOT a great feeling.
The next few days were spent in Vienna, riding bikes around the city, touring castles, cathedrals, parks, famous neighborhoods, etc, etc, all the while taking extremely embarrassing pictures. Like when Sabrina fell off her bike at the busiest intersection in Vienna. I wasn’t peeing my pants or anything. She was in the back of the bike line, hit the curb wrong on a curve, and I hear behind me ‘’OH NO, OH NO’’ and I was in the front of our squad so I had already reached the other side of the intersection. I turn around to see her on the ground, bike on top of her, and I lost it. But being the extremely concerned friend I am, I called across the street to see if she was okay, and a grown man with a razor scooter and his son SHUSHED me. Can you even believe it?! I looked at him and said EXCUSE ME? He just faced forward and didn’t say anything. That’s RIGHT sir. You just watch out and I’ll put a rock in front of your little toy and then we will see who is on the ground. Anyway. We are QUITE the tourists I must say, im kinda proud. We did not have nearly enough time there though, as in most places we go to. With hunger dictating our every move, it goes unsaid that we are well educated in the cuisine of each place our journeys bring us….more or less. Including cheese-filled Vienna sausage wrapped in fluffy bread. It changed my life.
We then took a boat down the Danube to Bratislava, Slovakia. Unless you have a specific reason to, NEVER go there for 3 days. One is plenty. Of all places I have been to, I must say their English was the most non-existant. The next best thing you can think of when someone doesn’t know what you are saying in English is to whip out the Spanish. Which is clearly a good idea considering if they can’t even understand the world’s most common language, why would they know the language that only one country in Europe speaks. Yet, it always seems like a good idea at the time. The few people we could communicate with (the hostel workers) were very precious though. Some of the sweetest girls I have met so far. Their English was quite interesting though—like when I would say thank you, they would say please…every time. But hey, manners are manners, right?
We tried going to a city in the Czech Republic, but the train system in Slovakia is a lot more complicated than you probably imagine. Sure, you can buy a ticket, but it doesn’t tell you what time the train leaves, where its going, or what track the train is even on. So we were running the train station like crazies (we didn’t look like foreigners at all) until we found what we thought was our train. And boy, the trains there are NOT quite the good ol Amtrak or Metrolink. As we sat sweating on the seedy-diner-like cushions, we began to wonder. The train we bought tickets for was leaving 4 minutes after our purchase….and here we sat. We tried asking the girl across from us if we were on the right train, but she didn’t speak English, so she asked someone else on the train, who asked someone else, and finally we found the girl who “spoke English” and got absolutely no clarity of anything. So after 30 minutes of sitting on the train going to who knows where, we fled. There were better things to do. Like find food. After we re-energized, we put our tourist fanny-packs on (k not REALLY-who do you take us for) (although Stacey actually tried to hook her camera case on to her belt at one point but don’t worry we didn’t let her leave the room like that) and continued our explorations. After a sufficient amount of wandering around a soaking up this eerie country, we put on our night-caps and found some random underground club beneath our hostel. The world’s LARGEST disc jockey was getting his groove thing on to some pretty acceptable tunes, etc, etc. The next day we made our way to the famous Botanical gardens. And wow. If that’s not where God resides, I don’t know where. It was absolutely HUGE, with every bush, tree, flower, insect, grass type, pond, sun ray IMAGINALBE to mankind. Like the kind of environment that makes you feel numb to the world—until you hear the shreaks of screaming babies enjoying the sand in the man-made playground. This is supposed to be a PEACEFUL place. Whatever happened to discipline at a young age. Sheesh. So we joined them. May or may not have had an extreme photo sesh on the monkey bars, teeter-totter, grass, etc. Funny thing tho—for such a large tourist attraction, they sure didn’t have the bathrooms to accommodate. I wandered my way back to the entrance to ask the lady at the booth (with two wandering eyes) where the bathrooms were (mind you at this point I was abouuttt ready to wet my pants. Like it was COMING) and surprise, surprise she didn’t speak English. Or understand it. Not even the word BATHROOM. So I had to explain to her with loud (for some reason you always think that volume increase will help), simple words—still didn’t work. So I then preceded to hand motions. Yes, I did in fact fake drink water, then made flowing motions out of my “region” with my hand. About 20 styles later, and the game of figuring out which wandering eye too look at, she finally understood me, said something in gibberish, pointed to the exact direction I came from, and I still had no idea where to go. So I started wandering back in that general direction, and by wandering, I do mean briskly walking because at this point I’m beginning to hyperventilate from extreme demand of urine release. I start desperately searching for this mysterious bathroom, to no avail. It was time. And there was NOTHING I could do about it. I know you know what I’m talking about it. When it hits, it hits. I heard dull voices here and there, darted my eyes to find a safe haven away from them, and dropped trou in the Botanical Gardens of Slovakia. I had to. Then went back to take more pictures on the jungle gym. Its fine. Once we had our fair share of nature and bug bites, we packed up shop and head on our way out to the tram. Lucky for us, right as we were getting to the tram stop, it pulled up. Sara got on first, and I followed, but right as I stepped in, the doors slammed shut (on my pony tail, no big deal) and left—with Stacey and Sabrina wide-eyed and confused—as me and sara waved with pity, nearly pissing our pants in laughter. CLEARLY the conductor saw us all getting on, esp when he closed the doors on me. Yet he left. Maybe its because he saw that we didn’t get a ticket….but we’re tourists we don’t understand how it works….anyway. that was fun. Almost as fun as when a man and his wife got on a few stops later—the woman sat down casually and relaxed into the seat. The man saw his wife’s great ease, and attempted to do the same—only he didn’t see the bar above his seat, juuust in line with his head. As he plopped down, he banged his head on the bar which made a substantial THUD, followed my and “oof!” on his part. Being the compassionate person that I am, I couldn’t help but burst in to laughter. I thought I was the only one who saw it, so since there was no one to provoke me, after I gathered composure I slowly turned back around to face him, only to see Sara turned the other way in hysterics—apparently she saw too. Once we made eye contact, all was lost. I think I gave myself a hernia within 2 minutes. We carried on, finished out the day, and went to bed pretty early to get out of Slovakia and on to Hungary.
The next morning, we made a quick run to the bagel shop, and rushed to catch the last tram before our train left. Since the bagel lady took about 12 minutes to bag each one, we were literally running WITH the tram in order to catch it at the stop we needed. We didn’t all have on huge backpacks or anything running through a small town. I’m sure we didn’t cause a scene. I don’t think I was made to ride trams. But after dealing with the previous day’s incident with the doors closing on me and leaving to of my team-members behind, I was ready. As we ran up to the stop just in time, I was first in, and serving my new nick-name (tank), I burst in to the doors to hold them open, and oh-so-gracefully ate it on the stairs up in to the tram, and immediately grew a huge blue and purple lump on my ankle. There may have also been slight amounts of blood. I think they call that taking one for the team, stepping up to the plate. Someone had to do. But hey, we got on the tram, and caught our train on time.
Which brings us to Budapest, Hungary.
WOW. Aside from Portugal, definitely my favorite place I have been to this year. Just soooomethin about it. Between the caving (yes, caving—and not the kind where you casually walk underground—the kind where you have jumpsuit and helmets with lights on them and you have panic attacks of claustrophobia when you get stuck on your way through a hole that you thought was a joke when the guide said you were going through it that you have to have your head at the perfect angle to fit through with one arm above it and the other arm straight with a flat palm and then get paid special attention to by the guide when your helmet jams and your whole body is then stuck so the guide tells you to “move your bum up and down” which doesn’t make you feel awkward at all until you finally manage to somehow morph through the God-forsaken sliver of stone, only to make it to slippery mud and fall on your arse on hard cold rock. All of this hypothetically speaking of course, not from personal experience) and Turkish baths with endless pools to choose from with various temperatures and therapeutic techniques or mint saunas to relax in not to mention the worlds largest spa that actually puts you to sleep the second your body is engulfed in it. These activities may or may not have been among the reasons why I put “professional vacationer” in the ‘occupation’ box when filling out the customs sheet going from country to country.
We spent our last night in Budapest with two Swiss musicians at a picnic table outside the street fair grounds. One of the most entertaining nights to date. By far. Describing the night is in itself entirely impossible, and to try to write it in words—well there’s just no chance. But it was absolutely one of the highlights of our trip. For more details, inquire within.
The next morning we were off to Glasgow, Scotland. It was amazing. We were only there for two days and one night, but better than nothing. The train ride from the airport was absolutely gorgeous—the countryside looked fake it was so beautiful. The people there were super friendly and outgoing, once again a huge change from the Granadinos. And the best part about Scotland—there was a pizza hut. A good one. WITH BOTTOMLESS FOUNTAIN DRINKS. Now if that doesn’t bring joy to your heart ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know what does. Needless to say, we took advantage of that little glimpse of heaven. Then after a hint of sight-seeing (more like making sure the starbuckses are the same in Scotland, as well as a few other minor stores) making friends with the Quizno’s workers and gettin a few free things thrown in here and there (Sacramento is the original “land of Quizno’s”, hence being from California had its perks in this instance), we made our way to the train station, then to the airport, and back to Malaga, Spain. Where the last bus to Granada was filled, so when we got to the station and the lady with her panties in a knot told us there were no more buses, you can imagine our feelings since all we wanted was to sleep in a bug-free bed after being so deprived for 13 days. But, being 4 girls that have actually ENDLESS things to talk about, we made the best of it and got yet another hostel for the night and headed back home to G-town the following morning…or afternoon.
And there you have it.
Now I’m sure there was more than enough left out, but let’s be honest. You’re tired of reading about it, I’m tired of writing about it, and some things just shouldn’t be broadcast anyway.
Which brings us to my last months/weeks in Granada. You may or may not remember my dear Italian roommate. She officially is either bipolar, a schiz, or gets blacked out drunk all too often and has no recollection of what she does. One night I come home and as soon as I get in the door, she marches up to me, and says “we need to talk—in the kitchen''. So i'm like okay whatever. What now. She opens the cupboard, and holds up a half-gone jar of whoevenknowswhat. Looked like a mix between marmelade and jam. So anyway. Shes asks me if I ate it and i'm like umm nooo its not mine and it looks like elephant dung why would I even go near it. Then she asks me again if I ate it—i'm sorry were we not just in the same room when I answered you? So again I reassure her that I have not eaten her jar of mystery slosh. Yet she is not satisfied with my answer. As she becomes more upset and spiddle from her italian raging mouth launches upon my face she informs me that if I there is not 20 euro on the table in the morning to cover the cost of the missing slosh, she will report me to the police for robbing her. So I ran to my room and gave her 20 euro. Noooooot. Why would I ever. Is she serious? As if I would actually give her money for something I most certainly did not do. So the next morning, she went down to the Policia and reported her roommates for robbing her. Awesome. However I was not too worried. Keep in mind this is the same police that when were called to my house by the neighbors because of a noise complaint, they asked if I had a shot they could take. I told them it was time for them to leave. Needless to say, nothing ever happened. So take that, little italy. But, fear not. The escapades were not over. A few days later, for whatever reason, my crazy duena (owner of the piso I was living in) decided it would be a good idea to come to the house, break in to my room with her spare key, and snoop around. She saw a blanket on the floor, and for whatever reason decided that was proof that I had someone living with me. So she and her giant cankles changed the lock on my door. So when I got home from the gym at 10 pm that oh-so-memorable friday night with nothing with me but a key that served me no purpose, you can imagine the feelings I had. After trying various times to break down the door or climb across the balcony, I finally had to call her. With what phone—mine was in my room. That was locked. And her phone number was in that phone. So I had to wait for one of my roommates to come home who had her number, then go over to my friends house and use her computer to skype her. Of which the reception is always horrible. So things were about to get real interesting. It was in that hour of screaming to my vocal chords' capacity that I realized how much spanish I had learned. I was saying things I didnt even know I knew. It was like diarrhea of the mouth. And for whatever reason, she understood me. After much bargaining, screaming, and threatening, I got her to ''consent'' and have her husband bring the key...but wait it was too late for him to come to my house, so I had to go to theirs. Excuse me? Late? Youre damn right its late and Im locked out of my freaking room lady so get your cankles over here and fix it. But no. the only way I could get the key that night was if I met her in a part of town I had never even heard of, let alone knew how to get to. So I wrote it down on a piece of paper, and handed it to the taxi driver. About a 12 minute drive later, he dropped me off in Compton. The street lights were those eerie yellow ones, I heard awkward screams, and a spanish woman was walking by briskly holding on to her purse like it was life itself and pepper spray in her other hand. So there I waited for this man I had never met to come and bring me they key to everything that mattered in that country. Meanwhile I had to keep doing 360s to watch my back so I didnt get slaughtered in the back ally by a bitter gitano. About 15 minutes later a man with fake teeth came down, handed me a key and said, “its a bad thing, what happened'' (referring to me having someone live with me—did you not just listen to what I said for the past hour senor?) so I made a loving remark back to him and turned and walked away. To go where? Good question. I had no more euros cuz the first cab was so expensive so I started running. Using the great instinct I have, I ran my way home-still don't know how I made it.
That was a few weeks before my dreaded departure, just enough time to keep precious Lola (my land-puta) at a distance without her questioning too much, so I could flee the country without paying the last month's rent. But I payed a hefty security deposit, so she didn't really even lose any money. Unfortunately.
So a little of this, a little of that, a long wait at the airport over night, two flights, and 36 hours later, I was landing in America.
Which brings me back to a very harsh reality. Coming from being a professional vacationer and world explorer, to taking 21 units and spending my “spare time” studying has been far from pleasant. But I guess that's what I get for spending a year of my life in absolute unexplainable bliss. I still pause on occasion when trying to respond to someone in English when I first meet them—something about meeting new people always prompts me to respond in a quick Spanish slang—so as if its not awkward enough starting silently at them trying to think of how to translate, the word that actually ends up coming out makes it even worse. Like normally when someones says ''nice to meet you'' in spanish, you respond “igualmente'' which translate to ''likewise'' but instead I start to say ''equal'' cause it sounds more like that. So you can imagine some of the awkward groans that have come out of my mouth as I try to save myself from looking like a complete iiiidiot when attempting to engage in small talk.
It has been a very long few months reflecting longingly upon last year, looking at pictures that bring me back to it all instantly, causing a slight tingle in my nose and dampness to my eyes. I still can't believe it was all real and went by so quickly. Wow. What a life. Now back to my studies where class presentations have taken on new meanings because I actually know the language I am speaking in. For the most part.
Viva La Sangria
Well ladies, we'll always have Spain, won't we.
-Tim Sullivan
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
rome, canary islands, im old, portugal take 2
so theres actual surfing, like at the beach, surfing the web, channel surfing, and then couch surfing. and thats what i did in rome with my roommate. which really, is one of the greatest ideas man has come up with. you just sign up on this website (there are various security steps to be sure ppl are legit) and find someone in the country you want to go to, see if theyll be around when you wanna come, and you stay with them. FOR FREE. its absolutely ingenious. people helping people. its a beautiful thing. so this rad sailor dude (who sails for PRADA nbd) who lives in the center of rome took us to the hot spots, cooked, took us to the best places to eat, and was the most welcoming, genuine, hospitable man that we could have asked for. so i was in rome for like 4 days, was a very embarrassing tourist, and loved every minute of it. despite the hairy men i encountered on every tram and metro ride who insisted on singing, no screaming, at the top of their lungs. italy's got talent my friends.
the canary islands. i cant even talk about it. the year ive had so far. its not even funny. the weather was fantastic, made some great friends, got free rides to the best beaches, was an extra in a german television show, and cruised down the island rodes with the windows down screaming to leona lewis's ''bleeding in love'' with a 24 year old male native. yes please. we tomard the sol all day, danced all night, and once again realized the ridiculous lives that we lead in the EU, or wherever the plane takes us. all of course in our minimal spare time when we're not in the library.
i turned 21. a few weeks before, the day of, and every now and then presently, i experience mid-life crisey (plural for crisis). its fine. its not. so i was walkin this one day. and i thought wow. 21. i remember being like 8 and thinkin that i would have conquered the world by the time i was 21, and be some mature sophisticated procrastination-less on time level-headed adult. and for a second, i was real upset bc we all know that is NOT me. and then i thought WHY would i everrrr want that. i mean sure thats kinda the general idea of gettin older, gettin a grip on life. but i have my whole life to be old and boring and responsible (ha it'll never happen). so why would i start now. i am a free-falling, open to anything, plans-changing, wants to do everything joke of a 21 year old. and i love it! dont get me wrong. there is a time and a place for being serious and being a real person in life, with a job and having to clean and go to class with more than 3 hours of sleep and having to make sacrifices that arent enjoyable. i get it. and believe it or not, i have exercised such behavior. but if i can get through life with a free spirit having as much fun as possible, why the hek not??? yes ma, i know its not all about fun....but mostly it is. for me. who said that if youre having a load of fun youre not doin it right? i know theres a real world. i know theres jobs, and responsibility and hard work, and the 9-5 days. but i also know imma milk this for what its worth, and not settle bc whooo the hek does that if they can multi-task? yes. not only am i a professional vacationer, i am also a professional multi-tasker. be jealous. we get one shot at this life, and we weren't put on this earth to be stressed with an occasional fun coincidence. i know what youre thinkin--easy to say from the kid living in europe who searches for places to travel to as a pass time, and picks up and drives to another country for the weekend. and thank God i have been released from reality into this life bc its shown me that you can make what you want out of boring class and responsibility with the ''no fun'' included. instead of constantly stressing and focusing on the pressures of the world and throwing in some "fun" every now and then, i say enjoy the hek out of this life while taking care of what you need to. because why not. at the end of the day, if you get done what you need to, what do you have to show for aside from a checked off TO-DO list. nothing. for me, its not always about the checkpoints you get to, but what happens along the way in between them, and what you make out of it, and who you make it with bc recuerdais que adam had to have eve. we were made for relationships. its how we're wired. for all you know, you can reach a whole other ''accomplishment'' along the way to your checkpoint, that can speak mountains more of absolutely immeasurable progress than settling down at your 9-5 job that the world considers commendable success in adulthood. now that i have rambled a sufficient amount, needless to say im sure you all think im far from Aristotle, but its whats inside me, its what excites me, its why i get up, its what i believe, and its what i want to share. sharing is caring.
so we returned to the southwest of portugal this weekend. i meant to live there. i know it. between the endless miles of green untouched land with dirt roads leading to secret breath-taking beaches, chasing kicking donkeys tied up with ancient rope by the precious farmers, off-roading in pitiful rental cars ( i learned how to drive stick) climbing the rocks that line the end of the continent, surrounded by the most consistently sweet, friendly, genuine ppl that i have yet to encounter in a country. i'll have an order of that, thanks. and to top it off, the most perfect beaches i have ever seen. like actually. location, sand, engulfed by beautiful scenery...nothing has been more believably surreal. chew on that.
so i leave you with this. laugh, dare, dream, believe, dont hold back, DO. dont wait for later. later doesnt exist. youre only as old as you let yourself be, and only has tied down as you allow. no excuses. get out there. you too, ma. roll on the river. :) and pa: TYPandMIH
one of my all time favorite songs produces quite a lyric in my opinion:
"And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying bout the way things might have been"
and thats all.
ive never sat in one place for so long rambling about life. i dont even know what i just wrote. you're welcome :P hopefully its in english.
"YOU WERE BORN, NOW GO WILD"
--anonymous
the canary islands. i cant even talk about it. the year ive had so far. its not even funny. the weather was fantastic, made some great friends, got free rides to the best beaches, was an extra in a german television show, and cruised down the island rodes with the windows down screaming to leona lewis's ''bleeding in love'' with a 24 year old male native. yes please. we tomard the sol all day, danced all night, and once again realized the ridiculous lives that we lead in the EU, or wherever the plane takes us. all of course in our minimal spare time when we're not in the library.
i turned 21. a few weeks before, the day of, and every now and then presently, i experience mid-life crisey (plural for crisis). its fine. its not. so i was walkin this one day. and i thought wow. 21. i remember being like 8 and thinkin that i would have conquered the world by the time i was 21, and be some mature sophisticated procrastination-less on time level-headed adult. and for a second, i was real upset bc we all know that is NOT me. and then i thought WHY would i everrrr want that. i mean sure thats kinda the general idea of gettin older, gettin a grip on life. but i have my whole life to be old and boring and responsible (ha it'll never happen). so why would i start now. i am a free-falling, open to anything, plans-changing, wants to do everything joke of a 21 year old. and i love it! dont get me wrong. there is a time and a place for being serious and being a real person in life, with a job and having to clean and go to class with more than 3 hours of sleep and having to make sacrifices that arent enjoyable. i get it. and believe it or not, i have exercised such behavior. but if i can get through life with a free spirit having as much fun as possible, why the hek not??? yes ma, i know its not all about fun....but mostly it is. for me. who said that if youre having a load of fun youre not doin it right? i know theres a real world. i know theres jobs, and responsibility and hard work, and the 9-5 days. but i also know imma milk this for what its worth, and not settle bc whooo the hek does that if they can multi-task? yes. not only am i a professional vacationer, i am also a professional multi-tasker. be jealous. we get one shot at this life, and we weren't put on this earth to be stressed with an occasional fun coincidence. i know what youre thinkin--easy to say from the kid living in europe who searches for places to travel to as a pass time, and picks up and drives to another country for the weekend. and thank God i have been released from reality into this life bc its shown me that you can make what you want out of boring class and responsibility with the ''no fun'' included. instead of constantly stressing and focusing on the pressures of the world and throwing in some "fun" every now and then, i say enjoy the hek out of this life while taking care of what you need to. because why not. at the end of the day, if you get done what you need to, what do you have to show for aside from a checked off TO-DO list. nothing. for me, its not always about the checkpoints you get to, but what happens along the way in between them, and what you make out of it, and who you make it with bc recuerdais que adam had to have eve. we were made for relationships. its how we're wired. for all you know, you can reach a whole other ''accomplishment'' along the way to your checkpoint, that can speak mountains more of absolutely immeasurable progress than settling down at your 9-5 job that the world considers commendable success in adulthood. now that i have rambled a sufficient amount, needless to say im sure you all think im far from Aristotle, but its whats inside me, its what excites me, its why i get up, its what i believe, and its what i want to share. sharing is caring.
so we returned to the southwest of portugal this weekend. i meant to live there. i know it. between the endless miles of green untouched land with dirt roads leading to secret breath-taking beaches, chasing kicking donkeys tied up with ancient rope by the precious farmers, off-roading in pitiful rental cars ( i learned how to drive stick) climbing the rocks that line the end of the continent, surrounded by the most consistently sweet, friendly, genuine ppl that i have yet to encounter in a country. i'll have an order of that, thanks. and to top it off, the most perfect beaches i have ever seen. like actually. location, sand, engulfed by beautiful scenery...nothing has been more believably surreal. chew on that.
so i leave you with this. laugh, dare, dream, believe, dont hold back, DO. dont wait for later. later doesnt exist. youre only as old as you let yourself be, and only has tied down as you allow. no excuses. get out there. you too, ma. roll on the river. :) and pa: TYPandMIH
one of my all time favorite songs produces quite a lyric in my opinion:
"And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying bout the way things might have been"
and thats all.
ive never sat in one place for so long rambling about life. i dont even know what i just wrote. you're welcome :P hopefully its in english.
"YOU WERE BORN, NOW GO WILD"
--anonymous
Sunday, January 18, 2009
how i got herpes.
some of you may be familiar with the semi-recent song by katy perry titled "i kissed a girl".
so i am waiting in line in the bathroom at a jazz club in lagos, portugal, and there is a girl in the bathroom with me washing her hands and asks me how the lyrics to that song go in her broken Portuguese-british-accent-english. so she starts to sing ''i kissed a girl.." and i was like "oh and then the rest goes 'and i liked it, hope my boyfriend dont--'" and she cuts me off and goes no, i changed it ''i kissed a girl and i DIDN'T like it...." and i said OH welllll im sorry about that? she goes on to tell me some girl she met kissed her and she "didnt know the b**** fancied me so much" and that she did not, in fact, like the kiss. being the outgoing traveler that i am, i expressed heart-felt sorrow and gave her my condolences and continued waiting in line for the stall while she finished up and headed out the door. but before shes gone, she whips around, darts toward me, grabs my face, and plants the biggest, wettest kiss known to mankind ON MY MOUTH. yes. then turns around and walks away and says, "ohh i liked THAT one". this was after she showed me the hole in her tongue from her piercing, during which i noticed the many mysterious bumps that accompanied it. i'll never wear that chapstick again.
and thats how i got herpes.
other than that slight mishap, my trip to portugal was amazing. it seemed to take forever to get there after a 6 hour flight, then a 9 hour flight, then waiting in the madrid airport for 21 hours ALONE (waiting for my travel-mates and partners in crime to meet me there) and trying to find any possible position i could sleep in without my two bags being stolen only to be booted out of the bench i rightfully claimed by a middle eastern mother and her two children about whom i had no nice things to say once they so intrusively took over MY campgrounds which was not good once i later found out the children spoke english, lets just say i quickly packed my things and re-set up camp elsewhere, and then another hour flight to the airport in lisboa and a 20 minute cab ride to our hostel all the while sleep being the only thing on my mind, only arrive out our hostel and find our beds were still occupied. so we rubbed some elbows, pulled some strings, shmoozed the guy california style, and got two beds (that werent ours) for the 4 of us to share. twin beds thats is. luxury is how we roll.
we stayed in lisboa, the capitol/al for two nights, then lagos for two nights which was this small beach town which i WILL return to, and back to lisboa for another two nights. we spent new years in lisboa and went to the main plaza where they had an awesome fireworks show--surround sound included. why they chose to play what seemed to be the sound track for pirates of the carribean for the show, i'll never know. after that we returned to our hostel and then ended up going back out with some ppl who worked at our hostel to a small local club to bring in the new year with some sweet dance moves.
i was able to go home for christmas for about 2.3 seconds--just enough time to hit up taco bell and in n out. and to get some delicious home-cooking of course. i had a ton of fun with my loco family. i think i was busier those 7 days than i have been all year. but then again when youre studying 24/7 you dont have time for much else anyway. times have changed since ive been gone--i think the new language to learn if you live in california is chinese, japanese, taiwanese, or vietnemese, not spanish. just ask my ma. guess i'll just have to move to the heart of mexico to put all this espanol in my head to use. cuz theres no way i could live in spain permanently when sunshine is a rare occasion for 5 months and i have to put on two pairs of socks, uggs, leggings, jeans, sweat pants, an undershirt, thermal long sleeves, a hoody, snow coat, mittens and a scarf just to go into the kitchen. thats not including opening the fridge.
i just got a roommate while i was gone in portugal...she is a girl my age from the states and we are having all kinds of grand fun together...but she leaves in march and i will have 4 open bedrooms once again. any takers?? (no desert-natives please. i dont want to have to use my kickboxing skills again for self-defense, rather than a hobby) (though self-defense did become a hobby)
im still learning tons about life and love and i am really glad i chose to do the year rather than semester. although it was nice to come home for a flash after the first semester. but i do not feel like it would be a complete experience if i would have only been here for 4 months. too short. i am just now starting to not get lost when i try to take a short-cut somewhere.
Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness. ~Ray Bradbury
i'm still working on softening old-man grumps who continually sticks his cane out and refuses to move over for me on the sidewalk so that i get hit by the buses and old-lady smokes who has no teeth, but somehow manages to ask me for a cigarette....every time she sees me. the guy with the night shift at Pan y Chocolate and I have come a long way....now we just need to get rid of his girlfriend.
This has already been such a crazy ride (sometimes literally, on planes: Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye. ~Terry Hanson) and i will never fully be able to express what i have experienced even thus far. it has definitely not been peaches and cream (though some of you seem to think this is a year of fun and games with vacations...wwwhat?!) (oh by the way i'm going to the Canary Islands in 2 weeks--no big deal) but it has been more than worth every rude and angry Spaniard, every disease i have contracted, and all the awful food. I am definitely not ready to come home yet, and suspect I will be only partly ready to come home in the summer after all the insanity of the past year. and by that, i mean ready for some good authentic Mexican food. so meet me in San Diego.
To get away from one's working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one's self; and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change. ~Charles Horton Cooley
I love you all
besos
so i am waiting in line in the bathroom at a jazz club in lagos, portugal, and there is a girl in the bathroom with me washing her hands and asks me how the lyrics to that song go in her broken Portuguese-british-accent-english. so she starts to sing ''i kissed a girl.." and i was like "oh and then the rest goes 'and i liked it, hope my boyfriend dont--'" and she cuts me off and goes no, i changed it ''i kissed a girl and i DIDN'T like it...." and i said OH welllll im sorry about that? she goes on to tell me some girl she met kissed her and she "didnt know the b**** fancied me so much" and that she did not, in fact, like the kiss. being the outgoing traveler that i am, i expressed heart-felt sorrow and gave her my condolences and continued waiting in line for the stall while she finished up and headed out the door. but before shes gone, she whips around, darts toward me, grabs my face, and plants the biggest, wettest kiss known to mankind ON MY MOUTH. yes. then turns around and walks away and says, "ohh i liked THAT one". this was after she showed me the hole in her tongue from her piercing, during which i noticed the many mysterious bumps that accompanied it. i'll never wear that chapstick again.
and thats how i got herpes.
other than that slight mishap, my trip to portugal was amazing. it seemed to take forever to get there after a 6 hour flight, then a 9 hour flight, then waiting in the madrid airport for 21 hours ALONE (waiting for my travel-mates and partners in crime to meet me there) and trying to find any possible position i could sleep in without my two bags being stolen only to be booted out of the bench i rightfully claimed by a middle eastern mother and her two children about whom i had no nice things to say once they so intrusively took over MY campgrounds which was not good once i later found out the children spoke english, lets just say i quickly packed my things and re-set up camp elsewhere, and then another hour flight to the airport in lisboa and a 20 minute cab ride to our hostel all the while sleep being the only thing on my mind, only arrive out our hostel and find our beds were still occupied. so we rubbed some elbows, pulled some strings, shmoozed the guy california style, and got two beds (that werent ours) for the 4 of us to share. twin beds thats is. luxury is how we roll.
we stayed in lisboa, the capitol/al for two nights, then lagos for two nights which was this small beach town which i WILL return to, and back to lisboa for another two nights. we spent new years in lisboa and went to the main plaza where they had an awesome fireworks show--surround sound included. why they chose to play what seemed to be the sound track for pirates of the carribean for the show, i'll never know. after that we returned to our hostel and then ended up going back out with some ppl who worked at our hostel to a small local club to bring in the new year with some sweet dance moves.
i was able to go home for christmas for about 2.3 seconds--just enough time to hit up taco bell and in n out. and to get some delicious home-cooking of course. i had a ton of fun with my loco family. i think i was busier those 7 days than i have been all year. but then again when youre studying 24/7 you dont have time for much else anyway. times have changed since ive been gone--i think the new language to learn if you live in california is chinese, japanese, taiwanese, or vietnemese, not spanish. just ask my ma. guess i'll just have to move to the heart of mexico to put all this espanol in my head to use. cuz theres no way i could live in spain permanently when sunshine is a rare occasion for 5 months and i have to put on two pairs of socks, uggs, leggings, jeans, sweat pants, an undershirt, thermal long sleeves, a hoody, snow coat, mittens and a scarf just to go into the kitchen. thats not including opening the fridge.
i just got a roommate while i was gone in portugal...she is a girl my age from the states and we are having all kinds of grand fun together...but she leaves in march and i will have 4 open bedrooms once again. any takers?? (no desert-natives please. i dont want to have to use my kickboxing skills again for self-defense, rather than a hobby) (though self-defense did become a hobby)
im still learning tons about life and love and i am really glad i chose to do the year rather than semester. although it was nice to come home for a flash after the first semester. but i do not feel like it would be a complete experience if i would have only been here for 4 months. too short. i am just now starting to not get lost when i try to take a short-cut somewhere.
Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness. ~Ray Bradbury
i'm still working on softening old-man grumps who continually sticks his cane out and refuses to move over for me on the sidewalk so that i get hit by the buses and old-lady smokes who has no teeth, but somehow manages to ask me for a cigarette....every time she sees me. the guy with the night shift at Pan y Chocolate and I have come a long way....now we just need to get rid of his girlfriend.
This has already been such a crazy ride (sometimes literally, on planes: Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye. ~Terry Hanson) and i will never fully be able to express what i have experienced even thus far. it has definitely not been peaches and cream (though some of you seem to think this is a year of fun and games with vacations...wwwhat?!) (oh by the way i'm going to the Canary Islands in 2 weeks--no big deal) but it has been more than worth every rude and angry Spaniard, every disease i have contracted, and all the awful food. I am definitely not ready to come home yet, and suspect I will be only partly ready to come home in the summer after all the insanity of the past year. and by that, i mean ready for some good authentic Mexican food. so meet me in San Diego.
To get away from one's working environment is, in a sense, to get away from one's self; and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change. ~Charles Horton Cooley
I love you all
besos
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
So. I cant believe the first semester is already over. I think I would hang myself if I was only here for a semester and not a year. They say time flies when you’re having fun—well apparently it also flies when you are studying extremely hard and going the extra mile to do well in school while trying to be all you can be. Because boy has time flown here. Is flown a word? Hmm. You get the point.
Anyway
I went to
We flew in to
We were staying at a holiday inn, in a room booked for two, but there were 5 of us…so we found the back door. Quite a talent, I must say not getting caught for 3 days. So there was this complimentary breakfast thing, and we couldn’t decide which two would get to go, and we didn’t have time to go in shifts, so we all went together. Discretely, of course, not drawing attention to ourselves, hoping they don’t ask for our room number. And being sooo sneaky, im waiting for my toast, and I drop my plate. Throw it on the ground. The loudest crash you have ever heard. It broke into ten thousand pieces. I chucked it. Of course. I would. That would happen to nooobody else. So much for going unnoticed.
We went back to
On the way back to the airport in Brussels, we sort of forgot the fact that we had to take a train at a specific time, and plan for the tram and taxi ride with enough time to get to that train on time….the time of which we had no idea what it was, all to get to the airport in time to catch our flight. the only flight going back to spain that day. Real smooth. But thankfully, when we got to the train station, there was a train leaving fairly soon—in 6 minutes to be exact. And of course the machines weren’t working, so we had to stand in the huge line that says IF YOU ARE A DUMB FOREIGNER STAND HERE SO PEOPLE CAN STARE AT YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE CRAWLING IN A HOLE AND EATING HAMBURGERS IN AMERICA FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. And that line was abouuuttt 459 people long. So we are like nervously standing there freaking out bc they wont sell you the ticket after a certain time (aside from the fact that you still have to find where the train is down the long hall and up 62 flights of stairs) but thank God it moved quickly—we got our tickets exactly one minute before the train left and got on as they were honking the horn or whatever that awful sound is that blares that means its leaving. Once we got to the other train station, (I think we left the north one and went to the south one—or maybe vice-versa) we had to take a bus from the train to the airport…another chunk of transportation we sort of forgot about. At this time it was about
The more I see, the less content I am with not seeing more. And by see, I mean go. A picture wont do it for me. Which is why I kind of hate taking pictures. Cuz it never turns out how something really is, or how you see it in that moment. Which is sorta the whole point of a picture…ironic.
All the Christmas lights are finally lit after 3 weeks of being up, but not lit—apparently they were conserving energy this year. A lot of the nativity scenes are getting put up, or are opened to walk through. Haha I heard the song “Drummer Boy” in Spanish in a store the other day—quite interesting. Everyone is out all the time now going shopping like crazy, despite the fact that it is freezing outside. Literally. It hurts. When you walk you try to go fast so you can get out of the cold, but the faster you go, the more breeze there is on your face, so it’s a lose lose situation. So painful. All the street “entertainers” are comin out too. I hate it. Yesterday this mime guy was on the sidewalk and I saw him from afar so I was like ok don’t look don’t look but then they have these squeaky things that they squeak at you bc they know you are scared of them and you cant ignore the squeak so then you HAVE to look and it’s the worst thing ever and then when you make the dreadful eye contact, they squeak again. A;ldkfjas;dlkjf freaks me out. Then they like wink or make a heart shape with their hands oohh its horrible. So creepy. Like I thought mimes couldn’t make noise you cant just change the rules and start squeaking, freak. I was obviously avoiding looking at you for a reason. Keep your squeaker to yourself. Squeak freak. Or the girls that paint themselves all gold or all silver—but then they don’t even hold still to at least make it look cool they like scratch or sigh or do whatever non-statues do—like whats the point? Or even worse…sometimes they wink at you. gaaaaaaah. Ya and the other night it snowed here—not hail, not sleet, snow. There was like 3 inches of snow on the cars all down my street. Like did choose to live in the sierras, or
Well now that all my finals are done and I have no class left for the semester, I think I’ll study some of the wine they rage about. Im kidding mom. I’ll clean my room. Ive been working on it since abouuutttt last month. We’ll see what happens.
Well that’s it for now…other than that its just ordinary Spanish life getting yelled at by old men on buses who cant figure out where the bus is and somehow think it is my responsibility to tell them where and when to get off…but damn with the kind of canes they use around here, you do anything they tell you to.
I wish you all the merriest of Navidads. SPREAD THE LOVE PEACE AND JOY! Forever and ever Amen…or somethin. i love you all. from the bottom of my heaaarrrtttt. feliz navidad prospero ano y felicidad. dadadadadada i wanna wish you a merrrryy christmas, i wanna whish you a merrryyy christmas...k im done. good song though.
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. ~Francis C. Farley
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith
For the spirit of Christmas fulfills the greatest hunger of mankind. ~Loring A. Schuler
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
so i'm in the middle of midterms, and what better time is there to update? the desperate hunt for distraction continues as i do everything in my power to avoid studying...thank God i created a blog. three of my teachers are gems, though one does not have quite the same magnetic pull to be around her any time she hands out papers or comes to check on your work as the wind flow gently yet oh so surely confidently blows her beloved B.O. into my awaiting nostrils. among many perks, that is one downfall of having a hippy for a teacher. the fourth teacher. i've only gotten in three fights with her so far. no big deal. i can handle this. my native tongue or not, i will bring her down. shes lit my fire and i'll be damned if i dont let it burn. everything would be fine if she wasnt a prideful hypocrite that can never admit she is wrong or just accept the fact that i am not, in fact, a native to spain. like c'mon if you hate Americans then what the hell are you doing spending all your time with them for a living. and sorry, but my inability to speak your language with fluidity will not stop me from calling you out and standing for what i know you're wrong about, or at least from speaking my mind. lord have mercy on her soul-less body. she gives us these packets to study from and at the beginning of the semester she told us the parts with the ''i'' next to them we didn't have to know for the test, and it was just extra information. so one day as we were reading it, i was clarifying that we did not need to memorize it, and for God knows why, that set her off. (Could have been because the last time i said something to her i wasn't exactly complimenting her on her blouse. but thats beside the point) she went off on some rage about how "you americans'' only ever care about whats on the test, but here in spain we actually learn AND do well on the tests. i said "oh really? your ears are huge"
great. now im gonna wake up with big ears tomorrow.
i really do love it here. i am aware of and learning things that i would never have imagined--not necessarily because they are so incredible and extravagant, but because i just had a bit of an idea of things i would or would not get out of this year. i love the mystery of it--in this case, at least.
a few weekends ago me and some friends got the chance to get over to the beach--aaaaamaaaazzziinnnggg. we went to Nerja, on the costa del sol in Malaga, and it was absolutely gorgeous. id spend any day on the beach as it is, but there was something so breath-taking about this one. whether it was because i hadnt been to the beach in a while, i saw a new end of land that my eyes had never touched before, or because this one was truly spectacular, i will forever have its images vividly painted in my memories. unfortunately, among those vivid memories, are bare old lady teets sadly hanging to her knees, too-tight old man banana hammocks, and other not-so-pleasant memories. apparently nude beaches have no age or body shape requirements. the old, the ancient, the foreign, the HUGE, the hanging, the hairy, the wrinkly, the disturbing....all included.
id say im getting fairly used to the way of life here...the rude and pushy yet lovable Europeans, the endless amounts of dogs roaming the streets, all a different breed, and all of which i pet like my own. im sure i have every kind of herpes by now. its been raining here quite a bit more than normal for Granada...although i often mistake a raindrop for someone watering their plants above my head or a puddle of dog piddle i have stepped in that has splashed up on my face. which is always a pleasant surprise. always. i moved pisos, so i no longer have to listen to my neighbor talk about how her arm hurts from falling, which im sorry but the image of that is just too funny. you gotta see this lady. every time she tells me its as if its the first time--how many more times can you come up with a story, senora? cut your 12-inch toenails and maybe you won't trip over them anymore. no one knows why, but i always seem like a good person to ask for directions from....little do they know i cant even figure out a street name in my own country in my own language....but somehow it always works out and they seem to think i have told them the right thing. once a french lady came up to me and was asking me where she was on her map in half french, and half spanish...i said "shave your legs. " and once, a BUS DRIVER even asked me how to get somewhere.... a bus driver? public transportation officer? like come on isn't that your job? you get paid for these things, senor. no one knows how i understood him, and why i knew the answer.
speaking of public transportation, when i was on the bus the other day, it was quite crowded and people just kept pouring on. the lady standing next to me was in quite a bad mood-i could tell from her flared nostrils (you could have made a fur coat out of all her nostril hair) and her snooty stance. she kept giving me dirty looks as if i was the cause of her discomfort. i said i know my arse is huge and takes up a lot of space, but at least it stopped moving after the bumps were over. more than what your stomach can say. so as she got pushed more and more, and hence aggravated, she decided she would rudely lean up against the seat someone was sitting on . well when the back doors opened, due to her current position, she got slammed back by the doors, and smashed in between them and the pole. funniest damn thing i have ever seen. im sorry, but could it have been any more perfect? serves her right. hahaha if only you could have seen it. the face she made. ohh i'll never forget it.
i really love my new piso. its so peaceful now without the arab moaning i mean music. it was getting a little out of hand at my middle-eastern convention center. i tried, thought it was where God wanted me, but each day that passed took that thought from my head more and more. and at my new place, i dont have to do some weird contorted dance move to get to the toilet without taking the corner of the sink to my rib. such luxury.
the blessings i have had with this unreal opportunity are already numerous and it hasnt even been 3 months. although it is so hard to be away from my friends and family and what is comfortable and familiar, i could not imagine being one of the students only here for a semester and going home in 4 weeks. there is too much to take in. my life has accelerated in ways i can't explain, and i have a new zest for life and learning that i am not willing to give up. not that leaving spain would change any of that, it has just put me in a place i would not have gotten to without being put in the situations i have had to deal with. i have found a completely new personal meaning to prayer. God has come through and through, just when i think there is no way out, no change, no renewal. no matter what, i know the path or plans in my head mean nothing without the divine intervention that life can so desperately require. God is so much bigger than i tend to give him credit for, and he has revealed that to me in an unexpected faith-building way. two words: earnest heart.
besos
i love and miss you all
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. ~Seneca
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